It happened again today, only this time it was inside a folder I haven't opened since Sunday. How it got there, I'll never know.
If you ever see this wallet lying around, please let me know. It will save me hours of stress/kicking myself in the pants for forgetting where I left it.
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What would be funny is if you are stealing your own wallet subconsciously. Did you take your own money out of it before putting it in your folder?
You really have a problem and I am in the process of forwarding you some "man-purse" options. The shame and embarrassment of owning/carrying one totally outweighs the stress and frustration (And possibly high blood pressure) of a lost wallet. I know that eventually you will thank me for this.
In a folder? You found it in a folder? Why in the world would you ever put it in a folder! A man purse? Sheesh! At least I wasn't responsible. I don't seem to have a thing for putting away wallets...just shoes.
Mom doesn't have a thing for putting away wallets because you leave them in weird places...not right out in the open! If you DID leave it out in the open, she'd be sure to hide it from you!
Ya know I have that issue every single morning with my keys. I have a little hook that should be where put the keys when I come home. It's right inside the wall as you walk in from the garage - convenience, reliability... do I ever put them there. NO and every single morning I am cursing myself out for it. Maybe someday I'll get it right:)
Subconsciously your wallet wants to be under the ownership of moi and Devo. That's why you keep losing it...it's trying to find it's way to us (wink, wink). Yeah, you know how much Devon covets that wallet.
Why are all the commenters on your blog women?
Have you ever considered placing a hidden camera near the wallet when certain friends are around? Maybe, if you don't know how it got there, someone else does. That's all I'm saying. Maybe you are how your friend or friends are dealing with their stress. Dunno. Just some food for thought.
Please don't tell me I see a wear mark on the upper right corner. How would you EVER replace it.
you need the clapper for your wallet. You know, you clap and it makes noise and even lights up so you can find it easier. I wish keys came standard with that. It would make my life a whole lot easier. Not to mention my cell phone and my brain....
I have missed reading your blog! Entertaining as always!
Ok I know this is totally bizarre but I just wanted to share. I was doing a Google search for sea turtles and your blog came up and interested in the randomness of new blogs I started perusing only to find out you live in the same city as I do. Pretty cool. You're funny. Go BYU.
I just can't believe how men are with wallets. I think that the suggestion to carry a "man purse" is a great way to go and then put your wallet in a safety deposit box and make sure that someone living close by you has an extra key then all you will have to worry about is losing your key. Small worry huh!! Grandpa has a great solution for his wallet and keys and anything else he is carrying and THAT IS PUT IN MY PURSE AND THEN ALL I HAVE IS MY ACHING SHOULD AND A BAD BACK oh well it's all contained in one place and then all I have to do is find it somewhere in all of the stuff I carry.
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