I don't know if this is a real memory, or something I made up today, but it made me laugh so much that I had to share it with y'all.
Back when John Michael Montgomery was singing about the Grundy County Auction, Robyn (my sister) had to have his album. She asked for it for Christmas, and my dad (or Santa, I can't remember) tried his best to deliver.
When Christmas morning came around, Robyn's heart was broken when she opened up a CD-shaped package only to find Michael Martin Murphy's (not John Michael Montgomery's) face staring back at her.
And wouldn't you be heartbroken, too? I mean, compare their pictures.
John Michael Montgomery looks like someone Robyn's teenage heart could have crushed all over.
Michael Martin Murphy looks like Chuck Norris with a cowboy hat on.
See what I mean?